Sunday, February 12, 2012

Hitting Every Sports Team


Everyone knows the stereotypes of the sports teams at a college. They are the hot guys, and yes many girls try to hookup with them. However, some girls have a mission in relation to the sports teams that raises the stereotypes to a whole new level. Certain girls have the goal to "hit" every sports team by hooking up with at least one person from each sports team at a school. How do they do that you ask
Well there are a few steps that girls take in order to accomplish their goal.


STEP 1: STALK YOUR PREY
This step involves you sitting in the dining hall searching for the next sports team that you want to attract. Once this team is spotted, you pick a table that is close, but not too close, to the sports team that has become your new target. Once there, the topic of conversation becomes about narrowing your sites to specific people on the team that you think are attractive enough to hook up with. By the end of this step there are multiple targets decided upon on the specific sports team.


STEP 2: FACEBOOK
Once the person has been decided upon, the next step is to look the person up on Facebook and do some digging on them. With the availability of social media sites, you are able to look at their info to get more information about them, and look at their pictures to see how attractive they truly are. This phase is very important in order to confirm that the chosen person is the right person to go for.


STEP 3: FIND THE PARTY
Next step is to talk to all of your friends about which parties are going on during the weekend and who is planning to go to these parties. Through this investigating, you discover where a certain sports team will be going that night. Another tactic is to see if that team had a game that night, because in college you can bet that there will always be an after party. When you find out where the team is going that night, you find a way to go there too and make. your. move.


STEP 4: REPEAT
After that weekend is a success, you start back at Step 1 with a different sports team in mind...


Does this really happen at college? Do girls compete to hookup with the most sports teams? Is this...


Myth or Reality?