Sunday, April 1, 2012

Clothes Shrine

Everyone has heard the rumor that guys have a secret room or area that they keep items of clothing from each girl that they have hooked up with. These pieces of clothing have been rumored to be items such as underwear and bras. The real question if how do they keep/take the item of clothing without the girl noticing that it's gone. Well boy do I have a story for you...

The Bra Incident

1 girl + 2 guys = 1 bra stolen

The first step in getting an item of clothing taken is to first go to a party where you meet the guy that you are going to hook up with for the night. In order to keep the privacy of the people involved in this rumor, the girl's name will be Jasmine and the two guys will be called Jeff and Brian. In order to accomplish this first step, Jasmine went to a party on the prowl for a good hook up, and sees Jeff who she has wanted to hook up with for a long time. Once their eyes met, Jasmine knew that it was going to be a good night. Just as Jasmine was about to leave the party, Brian started talking to them and ended up leaving with them.

The next step is to find a place to hook up, which can be difficult when living with a roommate. In this case, Jasmine, Brian, and Jeff began roaming the dorms looking for a room that locks. And where do they end up? But a study room of course. Once they found the study room, the door locked, the lights were turned off, and the fun began...

The third step is where the hooking up occurs, which makes this step...
CENSORED!!

Lastly, when the event is winding down, and everyone is getting clothed, one the guy slyly takes a piece of clothing that was taken off at one point or another. In this case, once the guys left, Jasmine had realized that her bra had mysteriously disappeared! The only logical explanation was that one of the guys had taken it but who...

A few weeks later, one of Jasmine's friends had told her that in Jeff's dorm room, attached to the wall, was a black bra that was exactly the same as the one Jasmine had lost weeks before. When Jasmine heard about this, a plan was set in motion to get the bra back. Eventually, Jasmine got her bra back by sneaking into Jeff's room when he wasn't in there.

The real question in this situation is why do guys feel the need to steal girls' clothing?? Could it be for attention? As texting and IMing has been becoming more popular, people have been feeling less attention from other people because of them being more absorbed in their phones. Maybe to gain more attention from friends, these guys take clothing from girls and show it to their friends. It is definitely a possibility...

But does this happen in college?? Is this true?? Is this...

Myth or Reality?

  

3 comments:

  1. I think this is hilarious! It seems like it's usually the other way around, that girls are ALWAYS stealing clothing articles from guys they hook up with. I'm sure having a bra hanging from a guys wall makes for a good story to tell.

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  2. I hadn't heard about girls stealing guys clothes after hooking up with them. That would probably make a good story to tell too.

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  3. woah! I have never heard this one before! Interesting........ I don't know that I would ever speak again to a guy who stole a piece of clothing for trophy purposes!

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