Saturday, April 28, 2012

Floorcest

Definition: (derived from incest) When one person hooks up with multiple people living on their floor in college.

Sometimes people become infatuated in someone who lives on their floor. Well that seems natural because you see that person around all of the time and have gotten to know them because they live so close. But what happens when you hook up with one person and then go to a second one who lives within 10 feet of the first one?

One story I've heard goes like this.....

A girl (we'll call her Stacy) lived on the 7th floor in a dorm building at college. Stacy met a boy (we'll call him Kevin) on her floor who she was instantly attracted to. Kevin and Stacy would talk when they saw each other, and eventually got to the point of hanging out with each other some nights when they were bored. If you are hanging out with someone alone so many times, something is bound to happen, and did in this case. Stacy and Kevin began hooking up every so often until Stacy started to get infatuated with another boy (we'll call him Damien) on her floor who just happened to be suite mates with Kevin...so the plot thickens...

Now Stacy is hooking up with both Kevin and Damien who live literally 10 feet away from each other. While hooking up with one of them, Stacy would text the other guy. Technology has become so important to the current generation that people can't go ten minutes without it. While hooking up with Kevin, Stacy would keep her options open by texting Damien at the same time. Technology is useful but in this case, can distract you from what is going on right in front of you due to people's strong addiction to technology.

After awhile of hooking up with the two of them, things started to fall through with Kevin. This is where the definition of floorcest becomes important because even though Kevin and Stacy were over, they still had to see each other in passing everyday. Kevin couldn't even look Stacy in the eye which made the floor dynamic a little awkward.

Rumor is Stacy might go back for thirds...

So is floorcest a good thing?? Do people actually do this?? Is this...

Myth or Reality?


1 comment:

  1. I don't know if it's myth or reality but it sure is FUNNY!

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